Anti-testimonials

"Before hiring Jake, I had one yacht. Life was simple. Now? I have three. Three yachts. Do you know how stressful that is?" - CEO, Tech Startup

"I used to slack off. Take 30-minute coffee breaks. Pretend my Zoom wasn't working. Then we hired Jake." - Sales Intern, A Company

"We just wanted moderate success. We never asked for this." - Founder, Some App

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